10/5/10

Eddie Furlong, what the fuck!!


Jesus Eddie... do you work at Burger King now? I remember watching a talk show where a dying girls wish was to meet you... what the fuck!
In a bizarre twist there is now a New Law and Order show, L&O: Los Angeles and they have hired none other than Peter Coyote (see post below). The COYOTE EFFECT shall claim this show by next season, this is my prediction.

8/24/10



After 20 years the original Law and Order has been cancelled. Some people point to flagging ratings, an abundance of other Law and Order series, CSI, etc... However the real reason of the cancellation rests solely on the shoulders of one man... Jeremy Sisto



You see, there are some actors that seem to get steady work but every project they work on ends up being doomed. I shall refer to this as the SISTO EFFECT, in the 80's this was known as the COYOTE EFFECT based on the terrible work of the actor Peter Coyote;

You would remember him from E.T. he was the 'friendly' scientist. You most likely won't remember him from anything else even though he has appeared on over 120 projects as his mere presence guaranteed box office failure... i.e. Patch Adams (although that 'film' was already destined for failure). He still gets work in television but if you see him then the end of the series cannot be far away.

During the mid 90's the torch was passed to Jeremy Sisto, enter the SISTO EFFECT. You may remember him from the film Clueless, and not much else. Everything he touches turns to crap and no matter how promising or even good the film is (Suicide Kings, May) his presence guarantees failure. Thanks Jeremy Sisto, you've managed to destroy the longest running drama on television.
R.I.P. Law and Order, yet another victim of the SISTO EFFECT
People will do anything if it says 'FREE'

8/13/10

7/31/10


best double rainbow reference ever!!

7/27/10

GoBots Toy Commercial 7



GO-BOTS GO-BOTS GO-BOTS

80's Super Turbo Train Commercial



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SOOO FFAAAAASSSSTTT THHEE ULLTIIIMAAATE!!

7/24/10


Scarn has never been so terrifying...

7/23/10



This makes me want to get a parrot and train it for hundreds of hours... or not.

7/22/10


The ultimate high-five...

7/14/10


Who releases EP's anymore?? Elite Gymnastics does and it's fucking awesome, not sure what genre this falls into...but i like it.

Here is the full EP download.... Or just the best track... Or the actual site with artwork

7/7/10

Rainbows... too many will fuck you up


i still can't decide whether this is cruel or awesome... it may be both....

7/3/10


The Cruise loves hockey...

Apparently Denny is the star of The Room.... Oh Tommy, even the simplest of things you manage to screw up... genius.

first post

nuff said.